We're Funny Like That

I love autumn and all that it brings — the fall foliage and brilliant colors, the country fairs and apple pie, and the start of the new reality television season. The vast majority of reality television shows, however, are geared for straight folks, and most recruit hetero hard-bodies to participate. That is why I am proposing...
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“Do you want to take a ride up towards Wilmington, have some dinner and, uh, deliver some cats?” Until the cats part it sounded appealing. Somehow my spouse had been recruited to save four cats and a dog from death row at our local shelter by transporting them to an animal rescue volunteer, who would...
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Last month I told you all about my new job in the porn industry and just a few of the things that I have learned.  Since being familiar with the product is sort of a necessity with my position, I have been watching a lot of porn. A LOT of porn. Like, enough porn that...
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Water is serious business, here in Dallas. Not that we are always facing shortages, although that does happen from time to time, but because the management and distribution of said commodity is central to a decent existence in our state. Otherwise, things die, and there is bitterness. You see, it gets rather hot here in...
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Well, Sugartoes, sometimes when I go sleep late at night Momma has nightmares. In these, I’m wearing a long white dress with a train, and I’m not even in a remake of Carrie. Now, if Momma is dressed up and yet frightened of the prospect, there must be something wrong. The only time I’ve been...
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Since coming out I have spent hundreds of hours looking through the endless stream of Internet ads.  The assumption that the woman of my dreams lives within a certain radius, within the bell curve of an age preference and is looking for me is truly a needle in a gaystack.  Yet, I find myself...
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I recently decided to take a “day job” to help out some more around here, you know, pay the bills and feed us during what is a typically slow period in the cruise industry. I took a job as the head of IT for a well, let’s call it a “film production and online content...
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Part of being a single lesbian in California often is experiencing the joys of having a roommate. And you rarely know what you’re going to get: “Tennifer”: During the initial interview for the roommate position she appeared within the bell curve of normal. A bit on the geek side but still sane enough...
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My dating roster is sparsely populated. Over the 30 plus years since my 16th, i.e. dating eligible, birthday there have been few dates with precious few people. Granted, I was in two committed relationships over a good clip of that time. But, I was single and relatively eligible to date more than my history...
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I suspected I was different when I first saw William Shatner shirtless in a Star Trek episode where he has to fight, gladiator-style. I was probably still in grade school. What was Gene Roddenberry thinking, subjecting prepubescent boys to such homoerotic fetish material as gladiators, military uniforms, and phallic-shaped weapons that had a “stun”...
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